Saturday 3 November 2007

recuperation

Dr Savage dictates:

I am recovering.
No longer do I see in streams of imaginary gold.
The human brain has an amazing resilience.
But I am changed inside by what has happened.

BLAKE is smashed. I am anxious that I cannot remember anything of the events of last weekend. Something emerged. It escaped. But what was it?

Back to fictional reality.
Jim is muttering about going global next year.
I want to go on a long holiday.
I will see you next year.

Saturday 27 October 2007

DR SAVAGE WRITES

By the time you read this, I will no longer fully be with you. The Saboteurs have almost succeeded in their mission. BLAKE is so infected with Resistance material - right down to the code of the very website on which you read this - that he is unable to power up to generate One Soho. I have come too far and worked too hard to allow this to happen.

There is only one solution that I can foresee; a wetware workaround based on my own genomic infrastructure.

To put it in laymans' terms, I am going to download my brain into BLAKE. This will enable me to repair the infected digital cultures from the inside and process the video inputted on Super Stag Saturday.

We will prevail. My work will out. One Soho shall be built...

Thursday 25 October 2007

Audio Tour of Soho for your iPod!

We commissioned new talents Hear/Go to make an audio tour of Soho. It's ready and can be downloaded from here. Put it on your iPod or similar and take yourself to the statue of Eros in Piccadilly Circus and then press play. 40-odd minutes later you'll find yourself somewhere in northern Soho having followed Eros through the streets and walked and talked with some of Soho's fascinating inhabitants. Hear/Go stress you should start it before 5.30pm, but you can do it any day. It's a PG-rating. Have fun!

[Hear/Go also fear possible saboteuge but I listened to the first 5 minutes and nothing untoward..]

MAJOR CRUICKSHANK WRITES

Right, the gloves are off. I'm delighted to see that the Saboteurs have finally unmasked themselves. I know who you are and where you live. Sleep well.

Wednesday 24 October 2007

An anonymous submission

Click on the + to see this shockingly invigorating video.

Brewing

Dr Bill writes:

A quieter day yesterday. Quite embroiled in R&D all day. But trouble brewing.

The Major is pushing for the development of a First-Person Shooter game - I wasn't sure whether this was for console or for the streets.

Rather annoyed at Jerry. He got in such a huff after the start-up party on Monday that he petulantly texted the Major with an old blog address of mine. I don't know what he was trying to achieve with that. I have nothing to hide. It's just a little personal space of mine online and I honestly don't mind who sees it.

A plague of Anti-Corporate Activity right under our noses - even in the toilets here at the R&D wing. The three-ball icon above one urinal with a message: "Repent, Dr Savage". On the other urinal: "You too, Jim Rummy"

I received an anonymous tip-off. I am heading to a Local Theatre later to see who I find when I ask for Verity Barge. Let's see...

I took some interesting video yesterday too. More later. I seem to have mislaid my camera.

Tuesday 23 October 2007

FM LAUNCH MARRED BY SAB PROTEST

An otherwise splendid party held to celebrate the launch of the London Games Festival Fringe was spoiled by the intervention of an 8-legged mechanical Saboteur. The FM Spider, under the operation of person or persons unknown, interrupted a presentation by Messrs Rummy & Savage on The Soho Project. For the full story, see the video:


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Disgusting, I'm sure you'll agree. Don't forget to email any suspicions of Sab behaviour to major.cruikshank@fictionalmedia.co.uk